The Tug Toner

this is fantasy we stay up late at night

watching TV integer well you're doing

that now I assume that occasionally you

do you probably see a lot of weird

exercise commercials most of them either

starring or co-starring Chuck Norris but

much has been made of the shake weight

commercial because of you seen this with

the unusual arm movement involved but

there's a new exercise product called

the free flexor and I promise you this

is real you will build strength you will

get ripped

you're the most dynamic witness tool on

the planet

first footing dumbbell is here by

spinning away to each end you can create

unlimited torque Unlimited tension it

will make your muscles cry once you

start getting that momentum swinging

it's hard to go deep sculpt your chest

and shoulders and light your forearms on

higher order your free flexor today and

Jack LaLanne is rolling over in this

juicer right now hell is that

why don't we ordered one and here it is

this is this is it it's so little it's

would you like to touch it it's the most

sexually suggestive piece of workout

equipment I've ever seen with the

possible exception of this first there

was the shake weight which utilized a

piston like motion to build and tone

muscle then came free flexor a flexing

dumbbell using centripetal force for an

even deeper burn now get ready for the

next fitness revolution you will build

strength you will get ripped with the

most groundbreaking workout tool on the

planet the tug toner

the tug toner uses dynamic resistance

technology to work your biceps triceps

pecs delts quads lats and glutes and a

tug toners unique design allows you to

work every angle of every muscle to

complete exhaustion the tug toner is

personal enough to let you work out

anywhere at home in the car even at the

office

order the tug toner for only 3995 and

get a second tug toner absolutely free

so you can work out with a friend

tonight available at Walgreens